Billaland Elections

Narrator:  The elections for the president of Billaland has started.  The candidates are Tom Kaulitz, Georg Listing, and Jumbie! No-
Bill: Wait wait wait! Georg? For president of my land?! He's a good friend and all, but why would he qualify as pres?  Disqualify him. SECURITY!
Georg: WAIT! I have every right to be part of this election! I am in the same ranks as Tom and Jumbie! This is NOT FAIR!
Gustav: Yeah, yeah. And I personally put on Bill's make up for him everyday! Just please SHUT UP!
Narrator: … Ok, so we are now down to two contestants, Tom Kaulitz and Jumbie! Let us now hear their speeches giving the reasons why they should be elected president. First to give his speech is Tom Kaulitz!
Tom: Thank you! Thank you all! As you all know, I am the most deserving to be president of Billaland. I have been with Bill from the time we were conceived. I have been a caring, supportive, loyal, and protective twin to my younger brother Bill. I can also do things which he cannot do filling his gaps of his rule, I can also do things better than him. These are the reasons I should be president. Thank you and I love you all!
Bill: Yay Tomi!
Narrator: And that was an inspiring yet, sort of cocky speech. Let us move on to our next candidate, JUMBIE.
Jumbie: …
Bill: Whoo! *claps*
Narrator: Inspiring! It is now time to elect the president, Bill if you please.
Bill: Yes, well this was a hard decision. But I have chosen the person very dear to me.
Tom: *That is totally me*
Bill: Someone who sticks by me no matter what.
Tom: *This is in the bag*
Bill: He is the perfect president to rule by me. I give you, your president, JUMBIE!
Tom: WHAT?! Bill, I am your f'ing TWIN! You choose a TOY PLANE over ME to be president?!
Bill: JA! You said you were better than me, Jumbie never underestimated me so I chose Jumbie!
Tom: You chose Jumbie over me because I said I was better than you?! Bill, I ALWAYS say I am better than you!
Bill: JA! And I am SICK and TIRED of it! This is also a way to teach you a lesson! Humph!
Narrator: And there you have it! Jumbie has been declared president of Billaland. Let us hope he and Bill will rule over the land in great partnership and bring great peace and happiness.
-FIN-
Tom: This totally sucks.